A man goes into a hospital for a routine appendectomy. When he wakes up
from the anesthesia, he sees a large group of doctors gathered anxiously
around his bed.
"What happened?" he asks worriedly.
"Well," says one of the doctors, "there was a small clerical error,
and you got mixed-up with another patient. Instead of an appendectomy, we
performed a sex-change operation. Your penis has been removed and a vagina
has been crafted into place."
"WHAT!!!" screams the man. "That's horrible! What am I going to
tell my wife? Can't you reverse it? This means I'm never going to experience
"Well, you will, you *will*," reassures the doctor, "but it will, of
course, have to be someone else's."