Random Quote #97 topic: religion, Stuff that might offend religious people, mostly Christians.

It seems that a rabbi, a priest and a minister decided to go fishing one
sunny afternoon. All three climbed into the boat and headed for the middle
of the lake. After several hours of relaxation, the minister decided that
"nature was calling", and climbed out of the boat and walked ashore. In
a few moments, he walked back out to the boat and climbed back in.
The rabbi was absolutely astonished, but decided not to mention
the apparent miracle.
A few minutes later, the priest also decided to go ashore for a
moment, and climbed out of the boat, walked to shore, and a few minutes
later came back.
By now the rabbi was in great distress and had begun to doubt his
beliefs and wonder if there might be some validity to the Christian
teachings. But he immediately reaffirmed the fact that his faith WAS JUST
AS STRONG as either the priest's or the minister's and decided that anything
they could do, with God's help, he could do as well.
The rabbi then announced that he needed relief and would walk to
shore. He climbed out of the boat and went straight to the bottom of the
lake. While the rabbi was thrashing about in the water, the priest turned to
the minister and said, "So... do you think we ought to tell him where the
rocks are?"


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