Random Quote #96 topic: hphobia, Slams at gays and lesbians.

A young man walks into a bus station, and goes into the men's room to relieve
himself. When he steps in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous penis
he has ever seen. As he urinates, he cannot avoid spying on the giant member
of the tiny man dressed in green. The leprechaun zips up and the man asks him
if he is indeed a real leprechaun.
The little man says, "Aye, me laddie, I'm a leprechaun, and I can
grant you three wishes."
"Oh, wow!" comes the reply, "What do I need to do?"
"Well, havin' such a large cock makes it a bit awkward with the
ladies, the thing not fittin' and all... I'll grant you your three wishes
if you wouldn't mind suckin' me dick 'til I come." The man is a bit taken
aback, but agrees, realizing that the three wishes will be priceless. After
the tiny fellow has come, he starts to walk away.
The man exclaims, "Hey, what about my three wishes?"
Replies the leprechaun, "How old are you, me boy?"
"Aren't you a wee bit old to be believin' in leprechauns?"


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