A stranger had just arrived in the mining town and was spending the evening at
the local saloon. After a few drinks, he mentioned to the bartender that he
hadn't seen a single woman in the entire town.
The bartender replied, "Nope. Ain't no women in this town!"
"No women? What do the men do for... er..."
"Oh, for sex? Did you see all those pigs in the street? That's the
answer, right there."
Shaking his head incredulously, the stranger settled back to his
drinking. Within a short time, however, the liquor had convinced him that he
wanted to try out a pig himself. He had watched several miners walk upstairs
to the trysting rooms with squealing piglets under their arms. Now, he was
game to make his move. He wandered out to the back of the saloon and chose
a nice fat, pink sow. As he walked to the stairs, the entire saloon went
quiet. In the embarassing hush, all eyes were upon him.
"What's the matter? I thought all you fellows did this!"
"Yeah, but that's Black Bart's girl," replied the barkeep.