Random Quote #94 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

Customer: "I can't seem to connect. Is there a problem on your end?"
Tech Support: "No. Let's check a few things."
"We" check.
Tech Support: "Ok, looks like you'll have to re-install your net software. Do
you still have the disks we sent you?"
Customer: "I've been using you guys as an ISP fully a year before you had
handy install disks for common software."
Tech Support: (pause -- he clearly doesn't comprehend how that's even
possible) "Well, then you'll have to re-install Windows."
Customer: "I don't think so. Can I talk to someone else?"
Tech Support: "Um...just a sec." (several minute pause) "You there?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "We're down in your area."
Customer: (dryly) "Thank you very much."


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