Random Quote #94 topic: friends

Phoebe: [entering] Hey!

Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work. There's...
been a fire.

Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!! What

Ross: Well, we believe it originated here. [He uses a pointer and points to
the point of origin.] In the Aroma Room.

Phoebe: All right. Did everyone get out okay?

Monica: Well, the giraffe's okay. And so is the pirate.

Phoebe: Ohh. What is this? [She sees a tissue covering something, and
moves to remove it.]

Ross: No Phoebe, don't look! You don't want to see what's under there!!

Phoebe: [She pauses to ready herself, and removes the tissue.] Ohh, the -
the Foster puppets!

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"


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