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I had a job at my local school board doing on-site technical support. We had
just recently replaced all the Macintosh machines with Windows NT machines.
While showing one of the secretaries the Windows environment, she asked where
all of her icons were. I pointed to the two columns of icons on the left side of
her screen.
Her: "Yes, but on my Mac they were all over here on the right."
Me: "Well, by default, Windows arranges the columns on the left side."
Her: "But I'm right handed!"



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