Random Quote #83 topic: subversion

<rindolf> sussman: don't say the BK-word...
<clkao> dude, no one mentioned bk until you did
<rindolf> clkao: <sussman> just like most of the decentralized SCMs, like
arch, bitkeeper, etc.
<rindolf> "We are the knights who say "BitKeeper"."
<danderson> "We are NO LONGER the knights who say "BitKeeper". We are the
knights who say "git git git cogito Linus!".
<rindolf> danderson: "Subversion!". "Bleh, that's one word that the knights
who say "git git git cogito Linus!" cannot hear."
<rindolf> "What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is the
asymptotic complexity of the Subversion delta algorithm."
<rindolf> "Which one? vdelta or xdelta?"
<danderson> what do you mean, xdelta or vdelta?
<rindolf> "I don't know!"
* rindolf falls into the chasm
<danderson> "How come you know so much about delta algorithms? - Well, you
have to know these things when you're a commiter."

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