One day Father O'Malley was walking through the park when he came upon an
enchanting scene. A beautiful little girl with long blond hair, deep blue
eyes, and a dainty white dress was reading under a tree with her adorable
What a lovely picture, thought the Father to himself. Walking over,
he asked, "Child, what is your name?"
"Blossom," she replied.
"What a fitting name," exclaimed Father O'Malley. "And how did your
parents come to choose such a pretty name?"
"Well, one day when I was still in my mommy's tummy she was lying
under this very tree when a blossom fell and landed on her stomach. She
thought it was a message from God and decided that I would be a girl and my
name would be Blossom," explained the little girl sweetly.
How charming, thought the priest. He started to say good-bye and
walk away, then turned back. "And the name of your little dog?" he
"Porky," was the child's reply.
Again he asked her how the unusual name had been chosen.
"Because he likes to fuck pigs."