Random Quote #79 topic: hphobia, Slams at gays and lesbians.

Bubba, Jim Bob, and Leroy were fishing out on the lake last November,
and, when Bubba tipped his head back to empty the Jim Beam, he fell out of the
boat into the lake. Jim Bob and Leroy pulled him back in, but as Bubba didn't
look too good, they started up the Evinrude and headed back to the pier.
By the time they got there, Bubba was turning kind of blue, and his
teeth were chattering like all get out. Jim Bob said, "Leroy, go run up to
the pickup and get Doc Pritchard on the CB, and ask him what we should do".
Doc Pritchard, after hearing a description of the case, said "Now,
Leroy, listen closely. Bubba is in great danger. He has hy-po-thermia. Now
what you need to do is get all them wet clothes off of Bubba, and take your
clothes off, and pile your clothes and jackets on top of him. Then you all
get under that pile, and hug up to Bubba real close so that you warm him up.
You understand me Leroy? You gotta warm Bubba up, or he'll die."
Leroy and the Doc 10-4'ed each other, and Leroy came back to the
pier. "Wh-Wh-What'd th-th-the d-d-doc s-s-say L-L-Leroy?", Bubba chattered.
"Bubba, Doc says you're gonna die."


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