"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to
make a million dolars, the best way would be to start his own religion."
[Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, 1949, then just a science
fiction writer. Quoted in the New York Times, July 11, 1984,
from James A. Haught, ed., 2000 Years of Disbelief]