Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to
swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say
`ass' and I'll say `hell'".
All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their
mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.
"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios." His mother
backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and
turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"
"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it
ain't gonna be Cheerios."