Random Quote #75 topic: shlomif

<rindolf> ofer0: what's up?
<ofer0> rindolf, nothing much. what's with you?
<rindolf> ofer0: I restored my fonts to my nouveau-enabled X server.
<jagerman> What is nouveau?
<ofer0> jagerman, "new" in french ?
<jagerman> Yes, I know it's a word, but what is the nouveau rindolf is
talking about?
<ofer0> I have no idea. rindolf ?
<rindolf> jagerman, ofer0: it's the free-as-in-speech Nvidia drivers.
<dmq> jagerman++ (Yes i know its a word).
<pkrumins> free as in freedom
<nainef> free as in richard stallman?
<ofer0> free as in free Microsoft Windows Vista CDs
<nainef> lol
<pkrumins> vista--
<ofer0> "What do you mean? Windows XP isn't free?" -- My neighbour.
<Ikarus> ofer0: sounds familiar
<ofer0> (when telling him that I can't format his hard-drive and
re-install XP because he doesn't own a license)

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