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You know when you were little, and your mother would comfort you by saying:
"That's only shadows. There's no boogie man." She was wrong. True I am a
shadow; always at your heels.

Enter the darkness.....
Ro shite ko nashi.
(working hard and accomplishing nothing)
-Ancient Zen koan


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