Random Quote #73 topic: drugs, Various references to illegal herbs and chemicals.

The radio was screaming: "Power to the People -- Right On!" John
Lennon's political song, ten years too late. "That poor fool should have
stayed where he was," said my attorney. "Punks like him only get in the
way when they try to be serious."
"Speaking of serious," I said. "I think it's about time to get
into the ether and the cocaine."
"Forget ether," he said. "Let's save it for soaking down the rug
in the suite. But here's this. Your half of the sunshine blotter. Just
chew it up like baseball gum."
I took the blotter and ate it. My attorney was now fumbling with
the salt shaker containing the cocaine. Opening it. Spilling it. Then
screaming and grabbing at the air, as our fine white dust blew up and out
across the desert highway. A very expensive little twister rising up from
the Great Red Shark. "Oh, Jesus!" he moaned. "Did you see what God just
did to us?"

-- Raoul Duke, "Rolling Stone", issue 95, Nov. 11, 1971


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