Random Quote #71 topic: sex, Uhh. Well, you see, son, there are, umm, birds, and bees... This ranges from outrageously frank to moderately suggestive.

20 Reasons Why a Beer is Bettern than a Man:

(1) A beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
(2) A beer doesn't want to watch pro wrestling.
(3) A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
(4) You don't have to worry about getting AIDS from a bisexual beer.
(5) A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
(6) A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
(7) A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburator.
(8) A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
(9) A beer won't steal the covers.
(10) A beer doesn't buy everything labelled "turbo".
(11) A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
(12) A beer can't talk about the women who had it before you.
(13) A beer tastes good.
(14) A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
(15) A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers'
(16) You don't have to let a beer win.
(17) A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first.
(18) A beer will never call you "Babe". Or "Sugar-hips".
(19) A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
(20) You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.


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