Random Quote #70 topic: shlomif

<rindolf> Hi all! How can I tell Flash in FF to play using artsd? It
keeps trying to invoke esd. I'm on Mandriva 2007.
<vexati0n> the REAL question is, wtf is taking adobe so long with
flash 9 :@
<vexati0n> rindolf: you might have to set that with firefox' settings.
<vexati0n> or, do what good people do and use opera.
<vexati0n> :P
* rindolf slaps vexati0n
<rindolf> vexati0n: I'm not using Opera. Period.
<rindolf> I don't like it and it's not FOSS.
<vexati0n> god, it's like opera is anathema just cause people can't
look at it's code or something.
<vexati0n> like YUO are going to tinker with your browser's source
code anyway
<rindolf> vexati0n: actually, I did that for Firefox.
<rindolf> vexati0n: I have a bug pending on bugzilla.mozilla.org.
<rindolf> vexati0n: nah, nah, nah, nah
<vexati0n> well, you wouldn't have to do it with opera because it
already works :P
<rindolf> vexati0n: I hate the fact that it resizes images.
<rindolf> vexati0n: it causes the images to be too large.
<rindolf> vexati0n: now tell me how do I fix that.
<vexati0n> opera resizes images? o.O
<vexati0n> do you have a page it screws up so i can look?
<rindolf> vexati0n: when I press Ctrl++ and Ctrl+-
<vexati0n> oh. you mean it doesn't just increase the size of the text.
<rindolf> vexati0n: take http://www.shlomifish.org/art/ for example.
<rindolf> vexati0n: yes.

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