Random Quote #69 topic: shlomif

dazjorz is now known as __you
* __you fart
* __you say "oops"
<rindolf> __you: heh
* __you kick rindolf
<__you> (rindolf, you're now being kicked by 435 people)
<squeeks> __you need to go outside.
<kspath> __you: Who owns you?
* __you go outside
* __you are pwned by dazjorz
__you is now known as we
* we are having a useless off-topic conversation right now
<rindolf> we: hahah
we is now known as __you
* __you decide this channel is now useless and decide to
simcop2387 is now known as we
* we are not amused
* __you and I are together simcop2387
squeeks is now known as _I_
* _I_ need to tell __you something
* __you listen
simcop2387 is now known as we
* we need help
* _I_ think we are getting a bit sick of the shenanigans
<rindolf> I'm so making a fortune out of it.
* we want to be on bash.org

/me (or I, you or we) is finding it amusing on Freenode's #perl.


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