Random Quote #60 topic: shlomif

<rindolf> mortal5: you need to print the header.
<rindolf> mortal5: print header()
<mortal5> rindolf, ...I absolutely love it when my textbook leads me
<rindolf> mortal5: what is your textbook?
<mortal5> "web wizards guide to perl and cgi"
<mortal5> lol
<mortal5> only the finest for the students at my university
<buu> Hahaha
<buu> That's awesome.
<cfedde> Is this what we're teacing these days? Oh my.
<somian> Blows the mind, doesn't it cfedde!
<cfedde> somian: it does.
<cfedde> I suppose that I'm commenting out of context. but why the
mix and match.
<f3ew> What mind?
<cfedde> yours, with this .48
* somian sends in CSI las vegas to clean up
<rindolf> mortal5: what is your university?
<mortal5> rindolf, I'm too ashamed to tell :p
<rindolf> mortal5: heh.
<rindolf> mortal5: is it bad?
<mortal5> rindolf, no not really, we have a fairly well known cs dept
<somian> Just so long as it isn't SUNY@BUFFALO
<mortal5> it's just the teacher i'm using, she's a total flake

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