Random Quote #59 topic: shlomif

<dkr> I use nedit, the only app with a quadruple-click feature
<naquad> wtf is quadruple-click??? %-/
<dkr> double-click selects a word, triple-click selects a line,
quadruple-click select the whole document. heh :)
<Patterner> quintuple-click selects the whole harddisk
<rindolf> hexuple-click selects the entire Intranet.
<rindolf> And septapable-click selects the entire Internet
<Patterner> How many for the multiverse?
<naquad> people, who uses what editor?
<arw> octaple click selects the known universe and nonaple the
rest too.
<rindolf> arw: how long does it takes these clicks to run?
<rindolf> I think it's super-exponential complexity.
<arw> rindolf: no matter, the universe is finite :)
<arw> rindolf: only problem is, the information about your
clicking will never reach the entire universe as it
expands ;)

-- How many clicks must a one man do, before he selects what he wants
on Freenode's #perl.


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