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<rindolf> CSWookie: tried Christian Ubuntu yet? ;-)
<goldfish> lol.
<goldfish> Oh dear, you weren't joking.
<rindolf> goldfish: no, I was.
<goldfish> hah
<goldfish> "Ubuntu Christian Edition is a free, open source operating
system geared towards Christians. It is based on the
popular Ubuntu Linux. Ubuntu is a complete Linux-based
operating system, freely available with both community and
professional support."
<moldy> i might try it soon
<moldy> right now we are using plain dapper at my church
<goldfish> moldy: hah
<moldy> is this that funny? :p
<goldfish> :)
<rindolf> http://christianubuntu.blogspot.com/
<moldy> hehe
<moldy> For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works
in text mode only.
<moldy> haha
<goldfish> That's brilliant :)
<rindolf> There's also a Jewbuntu blog, but it's not as funny as this
Christian Ubuntu blog.
<moldy> true
<moldy> That sounds about right -- Jesus might have preferred
Jewbuntu since he was a Jew. Then again, Jesus was also a
dedicated idealist, so he might have chosen Debian instead
of Ubuntu. :-P
<moldy> hehehe
<tpope> why has ubuntu become the distro of puns?
<moldy> has it? there are puns for other distros, too
<Strogg> Jesus came from long long ago. I bet he runs debian stable.

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