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All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions make me sick
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions suck

The all claim that they have the truth
That'll set you free
Just give 'em all your money and they'll set you free
Free for a fee

They all claim that they have "the Answer"
When they don't even know the Question
They're just a bunch of liars
They just want your money
They just want your consciousness

All religions suck
All religions make me wanna throw up
All religions suck
All religions make me wanna BLEAH!

They really make me sick
They really make me sick
They really make me ILL!

["Religious Vomit", Dead Kennedys (from "In God We
Trust, Inc.", Alternative Tentacles VIRUS 5), 1981]



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