Random Quote #58 topic: subversion

<rindolf> sussman: people mock your name (= Ben Collins-Sussman) here:
<rindolf> sussman: and it's the only comments I got regarding the interview
except for kfogel's
<sussman> rindolf: I replied.
<rindolf> sussman: reloading
<rindolf> sussman: 220$ for a last name change? Holy virgin mother of god!
<sussman> why?
<rindolf> sussman: but if you were Ben Collins, people would have confused you
with BenC. And no-one will understand who "sussman" is.
<rindolf> sussman: $220 is a lot of money, especially in Israel.
<sussman> Horrible sexist discrimination, really. I had to pay $400 and
swear in front of a judge, to get my name changed.
<sussman> My wife had to do nothing. She just showed her marriage license,
and instantly got a new ID.
<rindolf> sussman: another fortune cookie coming right up.

Discussing the beauties of men adopting their wife's maiden name on
#svn - The sussman^W Subversion channel.


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