Random Quote #58 topic: astrology, Like in the daily newspapers, except nastier. More would be nice. A few comments *about* astrology.

by Miss Fortune

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
You've been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel you
owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B, Iron, and Malt you get
in your beer. Being healthy is admirable but don't you think you're
going to feel stupid one day lying in a hospital dying of nothing?

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
You will soon acquire a large sum of money and will be in seventh
heaven as you head to the nearest Liquor Barn and buy all the beer they
have in stock. Whoever said money couldn't buy happiness didn't know
where to shop.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Your late night, beer drinking, "life in the fast lane" parties are
affecting your job production the next morning. You feel a nine to
five job is not for a "party animal" such as yourself and may feel
the need for a career change. Just remember, people who work sitting
down get paid more than people who work standing up.


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