Random Quote #57 topic: shlomif

<rindolf> mofino: I have some money, and am living and am supported
by my parents.
<rindolf> mofino: there's much less of a taboo against living with
one parents after school in Israel, than there is in the
<mofino> It's not taboo
<mofino> It's pathetic.
<mofino> Although, sometimes life sucks, and you have no choice.
<q[ender]> you know, it depends
<q[ender]> if you're not married and / or not getting any, it doesn't
much matter if you live with your folks
<mofino> ender, usually when you have self-respect, you try and you
know, make it on your own
<rindolf> q[ender]: are you married and not getting any? You could
live with your parents.
<q[ender]> hahaha
<mofino> haha
<q[ender]> awesome
<q[ender]> rindolf++ # good burn!

-- Discussing living with one's parents on IRC.


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