Three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would
be. The first decides on football, 'cause of all those gorgeous guys bending
over in their tight pants.
"Definitely wrestling," sighs the second guy. "Those skimpy little
costumes, and think of the holds."
"Definitely baseball," says the third guy. "Why? Well, I'd be
pitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a savage one-hopper
right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys
rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, screaming,
`Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' and that's what I like -- recognition!"