Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened.
Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y'know I was
born, and everyone
started lying their asses off!
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasn't like that I... Remember how I told you how
Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Phoebe: How close?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.
Phoebe: I don't even know how that would work!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, we were...
Phoebe: (interrupting) I'm not asking!
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"