Little Mary was not the best student in religion class. Usually she slept through the whole class. One day, Sister called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the butt. "God, almighty!" shouted Mary. Sister said, "Very good." Mary went back to sleep. Awhile later Sister asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and savior?" Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and Sister said, "Very good." Mary fell back asleep. Then Sister asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" And Sister fainted.