Random Quote #47 topic: vulgarity, Jokes in which the 'humor' is bad language, plus some genuinely funny things that happen to contain bad language.

A nuclear family is out golfing one day, when it becomes clear that Dad isn't
going to win any trophies, at least on this course. On the 3rd hole, after
two miserable bogies, he misses a two foot putt and exclaims, "Shit!"
His wife glances over at their sixteen year old daughter and says
On the fourth hole Dad tees off with an incredible hook, and, after
the inevitable exclamation, his wife reproves him with "Honey!"
This continues on, with his golfing getting worse and his wife getting
more and more upset about his language. Finally, on the 17th hole, he again
misses a very easy putt. Flinging his club down, he curses the hole, the
club, and the sunset, using the word "fuck" for the first time. His wife
whirls around and cries, "Honey! Our daughter is standing right next to you!"
Feeling remorseful, but somewhat defensive, he turns to the
daughter and says, "Well, Cindy, you've heard that word before, haven't
"Yes," the daughter replies, "but never in anger."


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There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game). This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.

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