Random Quote #47 topic: hphobia, Slams at gays and lesbians.

Everyone: "Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you,
Bruce: "Another two! (Bottles opening.) Any questions?"
Bruce: "New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?"
Bruce: "Are you a Poofter?"
New-Bruce: "No!"
Bruce: "No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:
Rule One!"
Everyone: "NO POOFTERS!"
Bruce: "Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos
in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?"
Everyone: "NO POOFTERS!"
Bruce: "Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not
drinking. Rule Five..."
Everyone: "NO POOFTERS!"
Bruce: "Rule Six, there is NO... Rule Six. Rule Seven..."
Everyone: "NO POOFTERS!"
Bruce: "Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce. This
here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a
bottle, you can hold it in your hand. Amen!

-- Monty Python


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