A novice asked a master, "Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
The master said, "Yes. No. Both."
The novice said, "Please. It will help me better understand where you are
The master said, "Is the elephant in your closet eating peanut butter? Answer
me now, yes or no."
"If I say either 'yes' or 'no'," the novice protested, "I will deceive you and
set back your understanding greatly."
"And if I say either 'Catholic' or 'Protestant'," the master answered, "I also
will deceive you and set your understanding back greatly. I am a Christian.
If you think anything more, you will know less."