Random Quote #45 topic: shlomif

<rindolf> ajs: perhaps Chuck Norris would be a useful addition to
the Pugs and Parrot teams.
<ajs> rindolf: If Norris can write, give him a commit bit, and
tie him to a keyboard ;)
<FurnaceBoy> I thought he already had commit
<daxim> Chuck Norris commits with a roundhouse kick into the SVN
server's head
* FurnaceBoy chuckles
<ajs> daxim: If you can get that to pass the test suite, then
more power to you!
<FurnaceBoy> Chuck *is* the test suite
<Kattana> chuck norris does not code, when he sits at a
computer, it just does whatever he wants.
<rindolf> Kattana: :-)
<daxim> ah, we're easy to amuse
<ajs> Be the test suite, Chuck... BE the test suite.
<FurnaceBoy> you gotta pass 'make chuck'

Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at FreeNode's #perl6 channel.


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