Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?
Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I meant `pour'.
- -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 3
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's the story?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer.
- -- Cheers, The Proposal
Paul: Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
- -- Cheers, Tan 'n Wash