One day a city dweller decided to take a ride in the country. He hopped
into his sportscar, wandered along the highway for a while and then exited
to some very rural dirt roads in the middle of farm country. After awhile,
he came across a farmer who clearly working his fields. The funny thing was,
the farmer didn't seem to be wearing any pants. The man got out of his car
and approached the farmer.
"Hey, buddy," he asked, "how come you're not wearing any clothes?"
Replied the farmer, "Well, boy, th' other day I was out a-workin'
in the fields, an' I plum fergot t' wear mah shirt. Got back to th' house
that night, and mah neck was stiffer than a oak-wood board. This here's
mah wife's idea."