Random Quote #23 topic: vulgarity, Jokes in which the 'humor' is bad language, plus some genuinely funny things that happen to contain bad language.

A man came home from work and as he entered the house he yelled,
"Hi, honey, I'm home."
There was no response. He walked through the house and saw a note
on the refrigerator. It read "I'm out with the girls and I'll be home about
8. Either fix yourself something to eat, or wait for me and we'll eat when
I get home."
Well, he decided to wait until his wife returned. However, his
stomach started to growl and he remembered that he had an apple left over
from his lunch. He got the apple, polished it a little, and heard the
doorbell ring. He went to the door and there stood a little blond haired
girl holding out a little paper bag. "Trick or treat", she said.
He looked at the girl, looked at the apple, thought how hungry he
was, looked at the girl again, and with a slight sigh dropped his apple in
the bag. The little girl looked down in the bag, looked up again, and
complained, "You stupid son-of-a-bitch. You broke my cookies!"


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