Random Quote #22 topic: shlomif

<ferret> LeoNerd: That was one of the first blobs of Java I wrote,
it's allowed to be even more verbose and convoluted than
Java normally is. ;P
<rindolf> ferret: link?
<ferret> /las Cat.java
<rindolf> ferret: an implementation of the UNIX "cat" program in
<ferret> Actually, specifically the GNU cat program, and only a
subset thereof.
<rindolf> ferret: oh.
<rindolf> ferret: how many lines did it take?
* f00li5h heads off to #codegolf and tries to convince them to
allow java submissions
<ferret> rindolf: It's mostly argument parser.
<rindolf> ferret: I once implemented a parser for a subset of the
Bourne Shell args, in really hideous ANSI C.
<rindolf> f00li5h: good luck.
<rindolf> f00li5h: Java Golf...
<f00li5h> yeah, for sure!
<rindolf> Java Golf would be longer than a non-Golfed Perl program.
<f00li5h> rindolf: this is true
<rindolf> f00li5h: COBOL Golf!

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