Four men had been playing golf together for twenty years. After their usual
Saturday game one week, one of the men joined the other three for a post-game
shower for the first time. His friends were surprised - "For twenty years",
one of them says, "you haven't showered after our game, you've just waited for
us in the clubhouse. Why the sudden change?"
"Well", replies their friend, "I was born with a fairly unusual
medical condition. I had both a penis and a vagina. Last month I finally
decided to have the vagina removed."
The other three men look at him in disbelief and disgust. "You
mean," snaps one of them, "you could have played from the women's tee all